Well, isn't it obvious? Katy Perry wears clothes that should go straight to the garbage while Ke$ha picks hers from the dumpster...therefore living in one would make sense for these two.
Perry wore this purple "dress" (I'm using the term loosely) for her Purr fragrance launch, which begs a few philosophical questions:
- Is it possible for a woman to look more like a drag queen than a drag queen?
I live in Toronto's gay district and my neighbour is a 6'3 deep-voiced, hot babe, named "Kim"; I've watched all three seasons of Ru Paul's Drag Race, so I know a thing or two about drag queens and the answer to this question is: yes, Katy Perry looks more like a caricature woman than Priscilla Queen of the Desert, herself!
- Does Jesus exist?
Yes, he does. Katy Perry's classy "Jesus" tattoo reminds us that miracles do exist and she's the living proof of this. How would you otherwise explain her miraculous transformation from startled rodent to Barbie doll?
- Why would anyone use references to felines to sell a fragrance?
Answer A: To make retarded pussy jokes -ad nauseam- which are neither cute nor funny (just like Russell Brand, really).
Answer B: This person has lost the sense of smell, sight and is slightly demented.
Answer C: All of the above.
When I think of cats scents, the pungent smell of urine and the not-so-appetizing cat food come to my mind. In a nutshell: a stinky mess. Like well... Katy Perry's latest single, husband, dress! Life is a circle, my friends. A circle.
-Christelle-
I never got that dress. It's like, WOMAN, YES, WE KNOW YOU HAVE TITS! WE'VE SEEN THEM! OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
ReplyDeletebut not just that. They make them look awful! They look awfully fake and I don't even think she has fake breasts...I think?
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Yeah, not the classiest...
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I think her breasts are real and...spectacular but god, she's SO trashy.
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i'm actually jealous of katy perry's body... but not her style. no, definitely NOT her style. if you can even call it that :p.
ReplyDeleteahh, christelle, you have made me chuckle loads with this here post :).
You live in the gay district? Cool.
ReplyDeleteKe$ha (UGH.) disgusts me on a level I can barely articulate into words. She's so gross... I read an interview with her out of curiosity and, during said interview, instead of going into a store or restaurant like any human would do (she and the writer were on the boardwalk) she goes behind a bush, pulls down her jeans, and pees on the street.
ReplyDeleteTHAT. IS. DISGUSTING.
Katy Perry annoys me on a different level, the part of me that's annoyed by women who looks like ow-up dolls. And it irritates me no end to hear people refer to her as someone who is "original" and "inspirational". She's so unoriginal it makes my brain twitch. And I don't know how you could be inspired by her in any way. I have zero respect for her.
*blow-up dolls. Keyboard fail.
ReplyDeletelol Katy Perry is a trainwreck and Kesha looks like she was struck by a train.
ReplyDeleteOh Dull Flame...I could not agree more!
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Ha! This definitely made me laugh. I'm glad that I'm not the only one who feels this way about Katy Perry and Kesha!
ReplyDeleteThe second question made me laugh, but I think she looks pretty even without any makeup on.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA EPIC. Bravo! XD
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteawesome post xD
Maybe I'm the only one who disagrees, but I think Katy Perry looks hot.
ReplyDeleteyah KP's dress is rather trashy~~~
ReplyDeleteshe could be so much classier~
&& she needs to come up w/ a much better bottle design/ name