Showing posts with label Bad hair. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bad hair. Show all posts

June 18, 2011

Lady Gaga: Hair Today...Gone Tomorrow!

Lady Gaga was performing on British TV yesterday night, and to everyone's surprise she yanked her green wig to reveal a bald head while singing "Hair". This is obviously a bald cap, but it shows Gaga isn't afraid of anything...if there was ever a doubt!



If baldness is not your thing, you can always look for more hair product reviews!

-Christelle-

May 10, 2011

Why I Love British Pop Stars: Gold Uggs, Purple Pants and Bouffants!

Cheryl Cole is already a tiny lady but these magic purple pants have swallowed her feet making her look even shorter! Also, for someone who didn't have much hair a few years ago, her mope has certainly grown! Beware America, the new X factor judge (who by the way cannot sing LIVE) is coming to get you with her amazing talent (cough)...and fashion sense (cough)!

Lisamarie and I have at least one thing in common: our deep, deep, very deep hatred of UGGS shoes. There is only one thing worse than UGGS and it's GOLD UGGS. What...on earth? I would not even spend Monopoly money on this crap.

Perhaps, Mel B could accessorize these ridiculous boots with a survival blanket and a tinfoil hat. Now, I would spend my Monopoly money to see that!

-Christelle-

August 21, 2010

Katie Price Wears an iPod Crown Paired with a Tin Foil Jumpsuit. Because She Can!

Amazing! Katie Price (aka Jordan) is AMAZING! She has outdone herself...and what I really mean is she manages to look ridiculous, awful, crazy and slutty all at once! This ought to be some kind of world record. Lisamarie always makes fun of how I'm distracted by shiny objects - I've got a 3 seconds attention span - but do you blame me for being distracted by this? I'd like to point out: she's not just wearing a tin foil outfit, she's also wearing a crown made out of iPods! At least she spared us from her camel toe by wearing a skirt on top of that jumpsuit.  It's still mesmerizing, though. I love you Jordan  but perhaps that botox has gone to your brain head!

Drew Barrymore needs to fire her hair stylist AND her makeup artist. This is the type of makeup I put on my face was I was 6 years old. I know soft curls and bed hair are in right now ,  but this is just bad frizzy morning-after-alcohol-fuelled-Ibiza-party type of hair. 

Phoebe Price is...you know, Phoebe Price! She manages to wear about 20 colors, patterns and textures all at once and that's a talent. I don't think I've got that much variety in my entire wardrobe. Next to Katie Price, she still looks understated, and it's scary. Phoebe: you even fail at being bad!

-Christelle-