June 17, 2026
Mix up some summer skin perfection with Vivier, Rare Beauty, Fenty Beauty, Nivea and Real Techniques!
May 27, 2026
A balm for your soul (and your face) from Grace & Stella, Naturium, Trinny London and Farmacy!
- Effortless Makeup & SPF Removal - Long-wear foundation? Waterproof mascara? Sunscreen that claims it can survive a tropical storm? A cleansing balm dissolves it all without needing to scrub your face like you’re sanding furniture.
- Hydrating Instead of Horrifying - Unlike some foaming cleansers that leave your skin feeling tight enough to bounce a quarter off it, balms are packed with nourishing oils and butters that help support your skin barrier instead of personally attacking it.
- Deep Cleansing Without the Drama - It sounds counterintuitive, but oil-based cleansers actually help lift excess oil and buildup from pores. Basically fighting oil with oil. Science is weird but beautiful.
- Perfect for Sensitive Skin - No aggressive rubbing, no stinging, no “why is my face suddenly tomato-colored?” situation. Cleansing balms tend to be super gentle and soothing.
- Travel Friendly - Unlike cleansing oils, these won’t explode all over your suitcase and coat your vacation wardrobe in expensive skincare slime. We love a stable queen!
May 17, 2026
An Open Letter To Coca-Cola: Tiny Bottles, Big Betrayal
To my old and dear friends at Coca-Cola,
I’ve been enjoying your product for a very long time and, over the years, I’ve put up with a lot from you. New Coke anyone? But that’s what friends do, right? We forgive. We move on. We continue drinking copious amounts of sugar out of nostalgia and habit.
But I have to say… you are really pushing it now.
What in heaven’s name happened to my tiny glass bottles of Coke? Their scarcity has become deeply alarming. According to Google Shopping, I should supposedly be able to find them at a Walmart in Bradford and a grocery store in Brampton - two places I have absolutely no desire to visit - and frankly I no longer trust these claims after being sent on a previous wild goose chase to a Walmart in Scarborough where not a single tiny Coke was to be found. Not one.
So what’s going on here? Have they been discontinued? Is there a secret underground vault where Coca-Cola executives are hoarding them for themselves like tiny fizzy treasures? Did someone in a boardroom decide joy was no longer sustainable?
Because one minute they were everywhere, making me feel classy and nostalgic like I was living inside one of your commercials where everyone is inexplicably happy and perfectly hydrated, and now suddenly finding them feels like the worst scavenger hunt ever created!
Inquiring minds - and frankly thirsty ones - would like answers!
Sincerely,
A loyal consumer currently being forced to drink Coke out of peasant-sized containers
May 13, 2026
Hair health starts at the scalp with LOMA, Justice Haircare, Briogeo and FOREO!
April 29, 2026
This week I'm obsessed with... Avene Hyaluron Activ Procedure Hexapeptide Solution 10% Tightening Serum!
April 22, 2026
Mist Opportunity: Spray Your Way to Great Skin with StriVectin, Mario Badescu, Grace & Stella & Blue Lizard!
April 8, 2026
This week I'm obsessed with... PanOxyl Daytime Invisible Patches!
- Clean and dry skin
- Apply the patch
- Moisturize/prime everywhere else (leave the patch alone - she’s working)
- Go in with foundation using a brush or sponge (fingers are not invited to this party) - gently tap over the patch - do not swipe unless you enjoy undoing your hard work
- Lightly set with powder


















