Forget Animal Fur! Here is the Human Fur Jacket for Fall!

I discovered these awesome jackets a couple of months ago, made out of real human chest hair (or so the maker Wingo Co. says) and while I thought they would be a little warm for summer, now that the cold weather is upon us, maybe I should reconsider this. With a price tag of $4,100, each, these jackets are a bargain... if you want to be the talk of the town!

Yes, it looks gross, it probably feels gross and some designers spend hours putting this together for whatever publicity stunt... and this -alongside the Kardashian's TV show- illustrates why the human species is doomed!

-Christelle-

The Most Amazing Pony Outfit Ever Made - by Katie Price

I rarely blog these days, but I HAD TO share this picture of my favorite reality TV "celeb", Katie Price, Queen of all iPods, promoting yet another collection of riding gear, dressed in this marvelous outfit. This picture made me spit out my dessert all over my keyboard. And you know how much I love dessert...
Also note that the right way to accessorize a fluffy pink pony dress/jumpsuit/insert appropriate word? is definitely with white stripper shoes! Of course.

Yes, if ridiculous outfits could kill, this would be the ultimate weapon of mass destruction and Katie would be an evil genius. Hmm wait.

Now, Hermès pulled something almost as ridiculous: for a mere $91,000 you too can wear a.... ahem black t-shirt. Even if this top is made out of crocodile skin, the price tag is really silly! I can't wait for the recession to be over, then maybe we'll get million dollar t-shirts in stores. You read it here first!

-Christelle-

You Won't be Dancing in Those Crazy Shoes!

You know I can't stay away from weird shoes for too long (and neither can you, admit it!) and my latest selection is so creepy, it won't be in any of your closets any time soon. Every day is Halloween for Iris Schieferstein: her hoof shoes and swan heels have too much of a taxidermist style for my liking...

Oh, you think it can't get scarier? Wait until you see pictures of these "Scary Beautiful" heels created by artist Leanie Van Der Vyver (photos by Lyall Coburn).

These shoes look like torture devices!

And if you have $3,600 to burn you can always purchase one of Marloes Ten Bohmer's creations.

Finally, the creepiest pair of them all is possibly the "Apex Predator " created by Fantich & Young

 

At least, you can find some comfort in the fact that most of these shoes are not meant to be worn, as they were created for art exhibitions!

-Christelle-

From Cannes to London: a Week of Intoxicating Fashion with Lady Gaga!

This week Lady Gaga looked like a matador on acid in Cannes and launched yet another trend a couple of days later while traveling through London: My Little Pony accessories!

It's so, so cruel. Who could hurt such a magnificent creature in the name of "fashion"? I wonder how many Little Ponies had to die for this horrible necklace (and let's not tell Lisamarie because that would just make her weep).

Broken toys around your neck? Yeah, I believe the day Gaga will run out of ideas is approaching...

-Christelle-

Ugly Shoes Are Back with a Vengeance!

 

Not only do ugly shoes make baby jesus cry, but they make us cry too! These gorgeous (insert sarcasm here) Prada Mary-Jane boots will cost you a mere $1,500! Who would not want overpriced boots that make your legs super pasty and weird looking? Who?

Chanel introduced these ugly open toe boots in their last runway show. I don't even want to think about how much they cost.  If you have that much cash and so little sense: I will accept your donations. Thank you.

This is what Dior came up with, for their latest men collection. The only way I would buy these shoes is if I didn't want any woman to ever look at my man. Sadly, these shoes may be such a turn off, that this poor Dior-clad man may never ever get laid again by anybody.

Want to see more ugliness? Check this!

-Christelle-

Why I Love British Pop Stars: Gold Uggs, Purple Pants and Bouffants!

Cheryl Cole is already a tiny lady but these magic purple pants have swallowed her feet making her look even shorter! Also, for someone who didn't have much hair a few years ago, her mope has certainly grown! Beware America, the new X factor judge (who by the way cannot sing LIVE) is coming to get you with her amazing talent (cough)...and fashion sense (cough)!

Lisamarie and I have at least one thing in common: our deep, deep, very deep hatred of UGGS shoes. There is only one thing worse than UGGS and it's GOLD UGGS. What...on earth? I would not even spend Monopoly money on this crap.

Perhaps, Mel B could accessorize these ridiculous boots with a survival blanket and a tinfoil hat. Now, I would spend my Monopoly money to see that!

-Christelle-

When Less is Too Much: A Lesson in Style from Solange

Is there anything remotely cute, or even appropriate about this look? In what dimension/planet/parallel universe does this look good? You have to tell me, because maybe I'm losing my touch. We have an ugly floppy hat from Little House on the Prairie, a sweater that looks like a robe that looks like a rag. Pants with a color so offensive, it should be criminal. Finally, let's not forget the most obvious: Solange thinks a bra is a shirt substitute!

On a side note: I'm all for natural hair, but why would you show up at a Garnier event with a bad fro? Why? Why? Why? Because you're the edgy Knowles sister, eh?

- Christelle -

Leona Lewis: a Million Dollar Voice in $10 Outfits!

I find Leona Lewis really gorgeous: she has a beautiful face, with a new nose, a curvy body and a voice to match...however, this lady has lost her mind. A lip top? Seriously? 

Mind you, the crazy Pierrot outfit she wore a while ago was so sad, it almost made me cry.  Ill-fitting, badly made, it looks like something I would sew for my worst enemy. 

And to top this, Leona was very proud to announce she had designed this lippy dress. This is probably the first celebrity I believe actually designed her outfits.

There is nothing worse than trying to look edgy when you're as dull as dishwater. She's so dull, I'm bored just reading her name.

Leona stepped out last night at a pre-Grammy's  event wearing yet another of her own wacky designs. I'm lost for words.

Now Leona, watch how you do C.R.A.Z.Y : Taylor Momsen schools you! Underage Taylor forgot her pants - as usual - at the Justin Bieber's film Premiere. Did I mention, lots of really young kids were in attendance? Being an attention whore is a full-time job for Taylor.

So are you excited by Leona's upcoming clothing range, like I am?

-Christelle-

Why Kesha and Katy Perry Should Live in a Dumpster.

Well, isn't it obvious? Katy Perry wears clothes that should go straight to the garbage while Ke$ha picks hers from the dumpster...therefore living in one would make sense for these two.

Perry wore this purple "dress" (I'm using the term loosely) for her Purr fragrance launch, which begs a few philosophical questions:

- Is it possible for a woman to look more like a drag queen than a drag queen? 

I live in Toronto's gay district and my neighbour is a 6'3 deep-voiced, hot babe, named "Kim"; I've watched all three seasons of Ru Paul's Drag Race, so I know a thing or two about drag queens and the answer to this question is: yes, Katy Perry looks more like a caricature woman than Priscilla Queen of the Desert, herself!

- Does Jesus exist? 

Yes, he does.  Katy Perry's classy "Jesus" tattoo reminds us that miracles do exist and she's the living proof of this. How would you otherwise explain her miraculous transformation from startled rodent to Barbie doll?

- Why would anyone use references to felines to sell a fragrance?

Answer A: To make retarded pussy jokes -ad nauseam- which are neither cute nor funny (just like Russell Brand, really).

Answer B: This person has lost the sense of smell, sight and is slightly demented.

Answer C: All of the above.

When I think of cats scents, the pungent smell of urine and the not-so-appetizing cat food come to my mind. In a nutshell: a stinky mess. Like well... Katy Perry's latest single, husband, dress! Life is a circle, my friends. A circle.

 

-Christelle-

Pantless and Shameless: Lady Gaga and Phoebe Price Show You How It's Done!

Phoebe Price's dress is probably the biggest fashion calamity of the year. Seriously. I'm not a fan of ruffles but this takes the cake! Sigh. Some people would do anything to get noticed. Speaking of which.... Lady Gaga managed to wear a dress that should have covered her bottom, but noooo... the slit goes right up to her belly bottom! And let's not forget: her boyfriend was wearing the weirdest leggings. Guys with leggings? No, thanks.

Mavrixonline.com

-Christelle-

Viktor and Rolf's Collection Will Make You Want to Get Married...or Poke Your Eyeballs out!

I'm not sure who Leigh Lezark is but this outfit reaches new levels of awesome...when Japanese tourists look at you as if you were from planet Romulus and when even Parisian pigeons snob you, you should know your outfit is truly scary. In all fairness, Leigh was on her way to Viktor & Rolf's spring runway, and a collection fit for Pierrot the clown, was awaiting her:

You see, Lisamarie has been bugging me for a while: she does not approve of my free love lifestyle and would like to see me getting married - any guy would do, really - as long as she can wear a bridesmaid dress... and I believe I've just found the perfect bridal gown and the perfect bridesmaid outfit for her. So perfect, in fact, I'm already crying - yes, laughing hysterically will do that to you! -

This is possibly the most ridiculous bridal dress ever made.

How many collars do you need? As many as your sleeves!

Pictures: Imaxtree

-Christelle-

Ugly Shoes Are My Drug!

We've already discussed how we feel about ugly shoes, but I could not resist sharing my latest findings after reading a great article this morning. This new shoe selection is even worse than anything we've ever posted before: aesthetically challenged AND expensive!

Louis Vuitton - Daisy Half Boots ($2,200)

Iris Schieferstein

Is it art? It it fashion? Who cares. It's just butt ugly!

Comme des Garçons - $743

Balenciaga - Lego heels - $4200

Of course Beyonce had to wear these heels a couple of seasons ago.

Nina Ricci - Heel-less shoes

Aminaka Wilmon  - Sole-less shoes

Jeremy Scott for Adidas - $240

Happy shopping!

-Christelle-

Street (Corner) Style: Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus Work it!

Perfect body and tackiest style: as usual, Katy Perry wears this disgusting PVC dress emblazoned with ice cream cones. She's a candy girl, get it? That dress looks like our Candy girl should be working Detroit's street corners instead of that red carpet.

Mark my words: Miley Cyrus is about to give Lindsay Lohan a run for her money as the biggest Hollywood train wreck/attention whore. The underage pop tart has been terrorizing the Parisian crowd with these ripped tights, disgusting boots and plaid shirt. Such a wannabe too...if you're so cool Miley, why do you have to pair this outfit with a Chanel bag?

-Christelle-

Bad Fashion Gone Wild: It's Not Hot!

I love how Beyonce is trying to keep a low profile! First she goes to St-Tropez in the south of France - believe me if you're looking for a nice quiet place,  this is not the place - then she wears this explosion of colors and patterns all at once AND lots of bling - because you know there is nothing more comfortable to wear when you go sunbathing. Vulgar.

Speaking of vulgarity, Taylor Momsen just graduated from the School of Hollywood Strippers.

It looks like Drew Barrymore wants to be on Beauty Crazed every week! That's the only logical explanation for being seen out in public wearing this, because none of these clothes make sense to me.

Imagine a Hollywood party with the actor Alan Cumming and Beyonce, how awesome would that be? I think the world would implode as a result!

-Christelle-

Miss Universe 2010: The World's Craziest Costumes!

A few weeks ago, I mocked Miss Australia's national costume but last night,  Miss Universe contestants reached new levels of crazy. I know that costumes are meant to be over-the-top... but they are not meant to be completely weird and atrocious, you know.

Miss Mauritius was dressed in ruffled polyester curtains. Is that a diaper, I see? Don't even get me started with that color combo: I feel nauseous just looking at this bright blue and light green. Such a cute face, such an ugly dress.

If this is the Croatian national costume... I'm a little worried, and I also understand now why a bunch of my male friends always rave about their summer vacations in Croatia. 

That headgear boggles the mind. If anybody knows what it's supposed to be, please let me know. Miss Dominic Republic probably hangs out with Miss Croatia - I mean, look at that whip -

Miss Czech Republic plays piano with her magic glove/sleeve. She's hot. She can fly. And she's also nuts.

Miss Panama shows you how it's done! Feathers, colors, heels, salsa!

Oh and just in case you cared, Miss Mexico won the pageant...

-Christelle-