June 22, 2020

(Even) more proof that the world has gone crazy - CHROM Toothpolish!

Have you been sitting around lately  wondering what is missing from your life? Obviously it's the ability to match your teeth to your makeup!

Developed by (drug addled) dentists, CHROM Toothpolish is the only fashion tooth polish on the market (really?!) that lets you match your smile to your makeup for the day. A patented polish that comes in a variety of shades and styles to paint one, two or all of your teeth at a time and promises semi-permanent style for up to 24 hours of wear - or can be chipped off in a matter of seconds if/when you come to your senses.

Pastels, metallics, glitters, you name it - your teeth can have it - but it still begs the question why? - why did or would anyone think this was a good idea? And at $18 a bottle this isn't cheap weirdness...

Strangest of all as got to be Blacklight Blue - it goes on clear and glows in the dark - perfect for your next rave or rooms lacking a nightlight.

If you feel you need it go ahead, I don't judge (that's a lie, I totally judge) - it's non-toxic, vegan, cruelty-free, safe to use on teeth and dental work, so it's not going to kill you, but no guarantee you won't be mocked... available online at toothpolish.com.

- Lisamarie -


  1. I can't even lol Just when you think you've seen it all! :)

    1. I'm taking some heart in the fact that at least with everyone wearing face masks we shouldn't have to see it! :)

  2. Finally, something new and creative! I love it. Not more of the same boring products that you always see which are just recycled ideas. The creators must be geniuses.


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