September 24, 2009

Hot Mess: This Horrid Betsey Johnson Handbag Might Be Diseased

I came across one of the most revolting handbags ever created yesterday and I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw who the designer was. I own an amazing pair of black Betsey Johnson's heels, but this..., this "purse" was obviously designed in a moment of substance induced madness. That's the only rational explanation  for this Monstrosity (yes, it deserves a capital M).

I can't even tell you how much it costs because I didn't get close enough to the shelf in case that thing had rabies and would attack me. Honestly, I would not carry this thing around even if you paid me. Now, you're going to say: "Oh, but everybody has a price", and I'd reply:"That's true, but I'm afraid there isn't enough money in the world, even if you include the Leprechaun's secret pots of gold,  to make me carry this purse around. See, it's just not worth it."
You'd have to admit, this fashion aberration looks like plastic snake skin  and vomit, glued together by a blind man. And unless you enjoy that sort of combo, I'd suggest you'd stay away from it.

Far, far away.


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