November 23, 2009

American Music Awards: Why So Drab?

The American Music Awards red carpet was almost recession worthy tonight. It was black, white, grey and tan outfits all around. The occasional shimmer and sparkle reminded us it was still an awards show and not a funeral.

The stage outfits have been getting weirder by the minute courtesy of Lady Gaga and Rihanna, or maybe I'm just getting old and I don't understand what's edgy anymore. I do fear for Rihanna's state of mind though, she got a new tattoo on her chest!

The Black Eyed Peas' hairdresser has mad skills!

Nicole Kidman, frozen in time and wearing a grey asymmetrical dress, another trend of the evening.

Kerry Hilson, covered up in a black and sparkly number.

Kelly Clarkson in another black and sparkly dress. Do you think all these celebrities use the same discount stylist?

Rihanna showing off a new classy tattoo and wearing a weird stage getup.

Alien called from 1979 and wants his bones back. I know it's a stage outfit but it's kind of a mess. Lady Gaga has redefined the word "weird". Look it up in your 2010 dictionary.  The dancers in the background seem to be having a good time who am I to judge?

The big winner of the evening (appearing by video link), Taylor Swift, dressed more like a Mormon than a young country star. Does that mean that she actually has talent?

Black and gold for Alicia Keys. And weird Heidi Hair. She should ask help from the Black Eyed Peas' hairdresser.

Same hair on Jennifer Lopez. Ugh. Also the boxer theme is so Madonna from last year. Get on with the program, girl.

Anyway, I'm off to bed. My bitchiness needs to be refueled.


Update: Here is what the West Coast missed: Jennifer Lopez falling on her ass. Don't worry it didn't hurt with all that padding.

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