June 5, 2012

Marmalade the cat reviews Revlon ColorStay Longwear Nail Enamel in Marmalade - swatches!

Greetings contemptuous ones. I was lying in the sun the other day with one eye partially open when I noticed my human painting her claws with the most glorious shade of orange - not as glorious as myself mind you but pretty close. I was unsurprised to learn that the claw polish had been named for me - accolades such as these are expected and my due. My namesake polish is part of the line of:

Revlon ColorStay Longwear Nail Enamel - $8.95 - offers a 3 step process to give you up to 11 days wear when you do all three steps - which include a base coat, colour (in 17 shades) and then a top coat. The ColorStay technology instantly wraps nails in a shatterproof shield of colour that is gentle on nails and easy to remove and has a gel-like shine.
Revlon has not only named a colour after me but also has colours to complement my finer points. I've had my human model them for you as her claws are bigger than mine and thus able to show off the colours easier.
Marmalade - is orange and glossy just like its namesake
Spanish Moss - really brings out my eyes
Passionate Pink - goes nicely with my tongue

My human wore the Marmalade polish for 8 days without a single chip but had to remove it in order to try other claw polishes not named after me so I'm not sure what the point is...

All this typing has exhausted me and I must go and start my morning nap so as not to miss my late morning nap. In the meantime, feel free to admire my picture and wish for fur as luxurious as mine!

- Marmalade -


  1. hahaha this was cute! I love your namesake color, Marmalade :D

  2. I now want to write a blog where all 3 of my cats review beauty products. Genius.

  3. Love this!! hahaha - everything you write just makes my day. :)

  4. Love your new guest writer - Marmalade is a blogging pro!

    I think I need passionate pink for my summer pedicure - 8 days without a chip AND I match Marmalade's tongue? WIN :-)

  5. Nice shades! Love the Passionate Pink.

  6. bwhahahaha...hilarious. Marmalade, I love the shade named after you!

    Actually just yesterday, I was deciding on which color eyeshadow to use from my UD Naked 2 and my cat Chopper comes up to me.. and no contest for using the eyeshadow shade 'Chopper' LOL

  8. Haha this was hilarious! Marmalade should post more often!

  9. looks like he isn't intending to share that bottle of nail polish with u

  10. Oh, I love this! Can't wait for more Marmalade posts. No offense to the regular bloggers of course. lol


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