August 24, 2010

Miss Universe 2010: The World's Craziest Costumes!

A few weeks ago, I mocked Miss Australia's national costume but last night,  Miss Universe contestants reached new levels of crazy. I know that costumes are meant to be over-the-top... but they are not meant to be completely weird and atrocious, you know.

Miss Mauritius was dressed in ruffled polyester curtains. Is that a diaper, I see? Don't even get me started with that color combo: I feel nauseous just looking at this bright blue and light green. Such a cute face, such an ugly dress.

If this is the Croatian national costume... I'm a little worried, and I also understand now why a bunch of my male friends always rave about their summer vacations in Croatia. 

That headgear boggles the mind. If anybody knows what it's supposed to be, please let me know. Miss Dominic Republic probably hangs out with Miss Croatia - I mean, look at that whip -

Miss Czech Republic plays piano with her magic glove/sleeve. She's hot. She can fly. And she's also nuts.

Miss Panama shows you how it's done! Feathers, colors, heels, salsa!

Oh and just in case you cared, Miss Mexico won the pageant...

-Christelle-

8 comments:

  1. miss mexico was beautiful

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  2. Well even the last girl in this pageant is beautiful. I'm having more and more trouble telling them apart however. Miss Great-Britain had so much fake tan on, I thought she was from South America until I read the caption!
    -c-

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  3. I agree with the costumes. This year was just weird..everything was over the top and bizarre when it came to their costumes.

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  4. sometimes you wonder why they pay their stylists....
    Maricela
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  5. What the heck? I guess I haven't watched these pagents in years, but this does not make me want to tune in! Did anyone have a fruit hat as their costume?

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  6. I haven't watched in years - it's way too boring and their idea of "beauty" is so old fashion, you know the long hair, big smile look - but this is such a trainwreck that I might watch it next year. It's like Eurovision: it's so bad, it's good!

    -c-

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  7. It looks like Miss Dominican Republic was channelling Gaga XD

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  8. I like Miss Czech. She is look like Gorgeous in that dressing.

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