August 1, 2010

Miss Australia Commits a Fashion Crime in Broad Daylight!

Miss Australia is set to compete for the Miss Universe title, in Vegas next month, wearing this... outfit (more like left overs of fabrics that nobody else wanted)  - the dress has been universally panned but what I found most interesting is that while defending her costume and trying to be politically correct...she made me want to punch her in the face. Really hard, with my rings on.
I'm going to tell you why. Jessica Campbell said:
"Part of our Australian identity is our indigenous heritage and it was so important that it was included in the national costume. An Aboriginal artist hand-painted my swimsuit, which is the base of the outfit, which is very special."
Honey, in all this pile of fashion garbage,  the swimsuit is the only saving grace, it has actually a beautiful pattern - all the comments I've read were about that horrible flamenco style dress  and those Ugg boots which have no place in a beauty contest (or anywhere for that matter, in my opinion). Nobody disputed the fact that Aboriginal culture should be included, but stop blaming it for this mess of a dress!

I don't follow beauty pageants, but apparently these national costumes mishaps happen on a regular basis: last year the Japanese contestant outraged her country by wearing a traditional outfit turned street corner uniform...

Thank god these girls have their looks, because if you think you can win the Miss Universe title wearing this, you're probably not all there, if you know what I mean!



  1. Whoa whoa whoa! So much skin showing! But outfits are just plain sad and desperate!

    <33 Rena

  2. Ouch... The outfits killed my eyes!!! >,<

  3. I don't know who told them it would be a good idea to wear boggles my mind.



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