Developed by (drug addled) dentists, CHROM Toothpolish is the only fashion tooth polish on the market (really?!) that lets you match your smile to your makeup for the day. A patented polish that comes in a variety of shades and styles to paint one, two or all of your teeth at a time and promises semi-permanent style for up to 24 hours of wear - or can be chipped off in a matter of seconds if/when you come to your senses.
Pastels, metallics, glitters, you name it - your teeth can have it - but it still begs the question why? - why did or would anyone think this was a good idea? And at $18 a bottle this isn't cheap weirdness...
Strangest of all as got to be Blacklight Blue - it goes on clear and glows in the dark - perfect for your next rave or rooms lacking a nightlight.
If you feel you need it go ahead, I don't judge (that's a lie, I totally judge) - it's non-toxic, vegan, cruelty-free, safe to use on teeth and dental work, so it's not going to kill you, but no guarantee you won't be mocked... available online at toothpolish.com.
- Lisamarie -
I can't even lol Just when you think you've seen it all! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm taking some heart in the fact that at least with everyone wearing face masks we shouldn't have to see it! :)
DeleteFinally, something new and creative! I love it. Not more of the same boring products that you always see which are just recycled ideas. The creators must be geniuses.
ReplyDeleteit's a fine line between genius and crazy...
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