Money Can Buy Love, It Can't Buy Taste

It's time for some weekend fun! Kanye "Fish Stick" West looking here like a Professor in Douchebaggery with this fur coat. Is he about to travel across the Siberian Tundra? Is it minus 50 degrees outside? And why wearing fur if you're only going to wear a T-shirt underneath? I guess I need to study more to get that PhD in Douchebaggery.

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David Hasselhoff's love of all shiny things is well documented, and this black suit is no exception. Dear Lord. It looks like vinyl. Fire your stylist, David. If you have one, that is.

I love her. Whoever she is...Phoebe something something. I love this mess: the matching shoes and gloves, the big necklace, the funky tights...I mean separately, the pieces would not be so bad, but all together, it's an explosion of bad taste.

Can't type anyyymore. I spat my drink on my keyboard.

-Christelle-

What Your Man Should Never EVER Wear!

Straight from the European MTV Music Awards red carpet, David Hasselhoff arrived in style today, wearing a sequined jacket with a matching tie...

Does he have a girlfriend? Does she hate him? Why sequins on his jacket and not brocade or xmas decorations? And why the V of victory when this outfit is more dreadful than a Post-it dress from Project Runway? So many questions, so little time.

David is perhaps a trendsetter a la Sienna Miller, but this should not make your xmas shopping list for the man in your life this year...Just trust me on this!

Let's not forget, this is the man who wore this, not so long ago! Seksay.

Also at the Berlin MTV Awards show tonight, Katy Perry looked surprisingly lovely. I say surprisingly because "Katy Perry" actually means "bad taste" in 170 languages. It's true. Because I say so.

-Christelle-