Pantless and Shameless: Lady Gaga and Phoebe Price Show You How It's Done!

Phoebe Price's dress is probably the biggest fashion calamity of the year. Seriously. I'm not a fan of ruffles but this takes the cake! Sigh. Some people would do anything to get noticed. Speaking of which.... Lady Gaga managed to wear a dress that should have covered her bottom, but noooo... the slit goes right up to her belly bottom! And let's not forget: her boyfriend was wearing the weirdest leggings. Guys with leggings? No, thanks.

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-Christelle-

Katie Price Wears an iPod Crown Paired with a Tin Foil Jumpsuit. Because She Can!

Amazing! Katie Price (aka Jordan) is AMAZING! She has outdone herself...and what I really mean is she manages to look ridiculous, awful, crazy and slutty all at once! This ought to be some kind of world record. Lisamarie always makes fun of how I'm distracted by shiny objects - I've got a 3 seconds attention span - but do you blame me for being distracted by this? I'd like to point out: she's not just wearing a tin foil outfit, she's also wearing a crown made out of iPods! At least she spared us from her camel toe by wearing a skirt on top of that jumpsuit.  It's still mesmerizing, though. I love you Jordan  but perhaps that botox has gone to your brain head!

Drew Barrymore needs to fire her hair stylist AND her makeup artist. This is the type of makeup I put on my face was I was 6 years old. I know soft curls and bed hair are in right now ,  but this is just bad frizzy morning-after-alcohol-fuelled-Ibiza-party type of hair. 

Phoebe Price is...you know, Phoebe Price! She manages to wear about 20 colors, patterns and textures all at once and that's a talent. I don't think I've got that much variety in my entire wardrobe. Next to Katie Price, she still looks understated, and it's scary. Phoebe: you even fail at being bad!

-Christelle-

Money Can Buy Love, It Can't Buy Taste

It's time for some weekend fun! Kanye "Fish Stick" West looking here like a Professor in Douchebaggery with this fur coat. Is he about to travel across the Siberian Tundra? Is it minus 50 degrees outside? And why wearing fur if you're only going to wear a T-shirt underneath? I guess I need to study more to get that PhD in Douchebaggery.

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David Hasselhoff's love of all shiny things is well documented, and this black suit is no exception. Dear Lord. It looks like vinyl. Fire your stylist, David. If you have one, that is.

I love her. Whoever she is...Phoebe something something. I love this mess: the matching shoes and gloves, the big necklace, the funky tights...I mean separately, the pieces would not be so bad, but all together, it's an explosion of bad taste.

Can't type anyyymore. I spat my drink on my keyboard.

-Christelle-