Why I Love British Pop Stars: Gold Uggs, Purple Pants and Bouffants!

Cheryl Cole is already a tiny lady but these magic purple pants have swallowed her feet making her look even shorter! Also, for someone who didn't have much hair a few years ago, her mope has certainly grown! Beware America, the new X factor judge (who by the way cannot sing LIVE) is coming to get you with her amazing talent (cough)...and fashion sense (cough)!

Lisamarie and I have at least one thing in common: our deep, deep, very deep hatred of UGGS shoes. There is only one thing worse than UGGS and it's GOLD UGGS. What...on earth? I would not even spend Monopoly money on this crap.

Perhaps, Mel B could accessorize these ridiculous boots with a survival blanket and a tinfoil hat. Now, I would spend my Monopoly money to see that!

-Christelle-

Fashion Disasters: JLO Wears a Garbage Bag and Still Looks Better than Her Guests

I almost forgot about Jennifer Lopez' British movie premiere this week. How could I forget this Fashion Disasters Festival? Jumpsuit? Check! Fishnet dress? Check! Denim dress? Check! A bunch of unknown pop tarts showed up at the Backup Plan Premiere...and what a feast for my eyes: they didn't disappoint!

-Christelle-

Ugly and Uglier: Pussycat Doll vs. British Pop Tarts. Who Will Prevail?

This week's events have blessed us with a multitude of fashion disasters. The peak of this wave  probably being the penis pants. Nevertheless, our pop tarts are all vying for the worst-dressed crown. In one corner, we've got a Pussycat Doll with crazy see-through white pants and ripped fishnets in a classy red carpet split. In the second corner, my favorite British pop tarts display see-through, cut-out, microscopic dresses.

  

  

That Pussycat Doll is pure class.

VS.

  

 Kelly Osbourne thinks she's a Flinstones.

  

Nicola from the British Band Girls Aloud loves fashion, but this dress is a bit too much for me, sorry love.

  

Frankie from the Saturdays wears toilet paper, disguised as a dress.

Unknown Pop Tart at the Brits Awards. Her undies match her shoes. That's what I call sophistication!

I think Team Pop Tarts wins this fight. Their shear number overwhelmed Team Pussycat Doll.

-Christelle-

Pop Tarts and Skanky Saturdays

You see, when Lisamarie claims that pop tarts are people too...I disagree. Any girl who wears a tinfoil dress with cut-outs on her bum is definitely not your average, normal, well-rounded person. She's another breed: the Skanky Skank, also known as Famewhore, a.k.a Pop Tart.

The Pop Tart breed will try anything to grab your attention: it starts with mediocre songs but strangely catchy tunes, then she will wear more and more ridiculous outfits in order to stay in the news.

So let me introduce you to a new British Pop Tart: Frankie from the girl band The Saturdays. I think this train wreck will entertain us for a number of years and I'm secretly hoping she will somehow find a way to top Jodie Marsh, who is the reigning champion of style challenged Z-list celebrities. You'll have to admit, by looking at this dress, you know that there is not much left to go from there, except the Jodie Marsh way.

I'm not exactly sure how anyone could think that this cut is flattering...seriously?! If anyone knows the answer, please email me. I am the daughter of the King of Nigeria and I have inherited $5 billion dollars so if you help me answering this question, I will be happy to share some of my vast wealth with you. (Disclaimer: there may or may not be a catch to get your commission, though). But, perhaps, my eyes are tricking me, with all that booze I had to drink lately, it's possible.

Could Frankie top Jodie Marsh, one day? Let's hope so!

So many skanks, so little time...

-Christelle-