February 19, 2010

The Junk is Out at the Madrid Fashion Week: Penis Pants are in!

Rejoice ladies! I found the perfect present for your dream man. The Spanish designer Isabel Mastache presented the most amazing pants - possibly in the entire human history! - at the Madrid Fashion Week today. They will look absolutely fantastic with your Sharon Cardigan (also known as the penis sweater)! The expression "junk in the trunk" has truly been redefined today. And after thousands of years of evolution, we have come full circle. We are now devolving. The end is near. These pants prove it.

Pictures: Guanabee


Note: It's not even that original as this old illustration shows. Check here to see what I mean.


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