November 17, 2009

Pop Tarts and Skanky Saturdays

You see, when Lisamarie claims that pop tarts are people too...I disagree. Any girl who wears a tinfoil dress with cut-outs on her bum is definitely not your average, normal, well-rounded person. She's another breed: the Skanky Skank, also known as Famewhore, a.k.a Pop Tart.
The Pop Tart breed will try anything to grab your attention: it starts with mediocre songs but strangely catchy tunes, then she will wear more and more ridiculous outfits in order to stay in the news.

So let me introduce you to a new British Pop Tart: Frankie from the girl band The Saturdays. I think this train wreck will entertain us for a number of years and I'm secretly hoping she will somehow find a way to top Jodie Marsh, who is the reigning champion of style challenged Z-list celebrities. You'll have to admit, by looking at this dress, you know that there is not much left to go from there, except the Jodie Marsh way.





I'm not exactly sure how anyone could think that this cut is flattering...seriously?! If anyone knows the answer, please email me. I am the daughter of the King of Nigeria and I have inherited $5 billion dollars so if you help me answering this question, I will be happy to share some of my vast wealth with you. (Disclaimer: there may or may not be a catch to get your commission, though). But, perhaps, my eyes are tricking me, with all that booze I had to drink lately, it's possible.

Could Frankie top Jodie Marsh, one day? Let's hope so!



So many skanks, so little time...
-Christelle-

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