Crest 3D White Whitestrips Intensive Professional Effects - $69.99 - provide visible results after just one use with end results similar to those you would get from a pricey professional treatment as they contain the same clinically proven and enamel safe ingredients dentists use. These suckers offer really quick results because you apply them for a longer period of time then the old strips - they stay on for 2 hours, daily for 7 days. The female human has already done something zoomy to her teeth so she forced the male human to be the "guinea pig" (sounds tastier then it is). While his teeth weren't as beautifully yellow as mine, they didn't have that whiteness that humans seem to crave so but after one use you really could see the difference! He did switch to using them every other day and then every three days because they made his teeth really sensitive.
There is meant to be a before and after picture here but even after the female human chased him around the house with a camera he decreed that he "wasn't no damn pin-up girl and he's not showing off his teeth for that bunch of nut-jobs you have reading your crazy crap" whatever that means. So you'll just have to take my word for it that he has shiny white chompers now!
Maintenance of your newly white fangs is easy with the range of Crest and Oral-B 3D White products including: Oral-B Pulsar 3D White Advanced Vivid Toothbrush - $7.99, Crest 3D White Advanced Vivid Enamel Renewal Toothpaste - $3.99, Crest 3D White Multi-Care Whitening Rinse - 473ml - $6.49, 964ml - S8.99 Oral-B Glide 3D White Floss Picks - $3.99. Available in stores now.
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