May 13, 2011

Ugly Shoes Are Back with a Vengeance!

 
Not only do ugly shoes make baby jesus cry, but they make us cry too! These gorgeous (insert sarcasm here) Prada Mary-Jane boots will cost you a mere $1,500! Who would not want overpriced boots that make your legs super pasty and weird looking? Who?

Chanel introduced these ugly open toe boots in their last runway show. I don't even want to think about how much they cost.  If you have that much cash and so little sense: I will accept your donations. Thank you.

This is what Dior came up with, for their latest men collection. The only way I would buy these shoes is if I didn't want any woman to ever look at my man. Sadly, these shoes may be such a turn off, that this poor Dior-clad man may never ever get laid again by anybody.

Want to see more ugliness? Check this!

-Christelle-

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12 comments:

  1. dani@callitbeautyMay 13, 2011 at 7:57 PM

    i have no words for that prada atrocity. >.<

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  2. UnknownMay 13, 2011 at 7:58 PM

    My soul is positively horrified. >.< Perfect example of runway not translating.. or even really being understood in the first place.

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  3. xNTAMay 13, 2011 at 8:07 PM

    wait. I. Don't understand...that...that ISN'T part of a blow-up doll? And...the Dior ones AREN'T just a cropped pic of a guy wearing socks w/ sandals??? and the Chanel wasn't some sort of freakish accident???

    WHAT THE F@$^#?????

    Have a great one! x http://xNTA.blogspot.com/

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  4. Lisamarie and ChristelleMay 13, 2011 at 8:08 PM

    xNTA...you understand perfectly!

    -c-

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  5. UnknownMay 13, 2011 at 8:28 PM

    I hope that no one will wear any of these. They are not just ugly they are hideous.

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  6. мσитѕєяgιяℓ ❥May 13, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    Haha wow those r freaking ugly!!! Hah at xnta's comment it looks like a blow up doll leg!

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  7. socialitedreamsMay 14, 2011 at 12:23 AM

    these are reality? in this life? on this earth? and not a joke? sweet lord this can't be real...wtf???? i've never known that such travesties against humanity existed and wish that i STILL didn't know

    does the prada come in multiple skinshades lol? or would i have to be black from the knees up and white down? wow

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  8. The ProcrastinatorMay 14, 2011 at 1:45 AM

    I can't think of a time when my shins would be cold and my toes would be simultaneously overheated.

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  9. Miss BekkaMay 14, 2011 at 3:11 AM

    HAH!! Those Prada boots are just amazing. Wow.

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  10. JulesMay 14, 2011 at 7:11 AM

    Seems like the world of beautiful shoes is going somewhere where I don't wanna go... The Prada boots look like prosthesis and the Chanel boot-flip-flops are just horror! No comment about Dior...my mind just refuses to try and go there...

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  11. An PawMay 14, 2011 at 8:42 AM

    O.O
    scared for life T.T

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  12. ElenaMay 14, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    ewww! i hope this won't become a big fashion trend! i really hope that!

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