November 3, 2009

The Mystery of The Penis Sweater Thickens

After I sent an email to Agent Provocateur asking how the Sharon cardigan was selling, here is the answer I received:

Dear Christelle,

Thank you for your e-mail.
Unfortunately, we are unable to provide you with this information. Please accept my apologies for any inconvenience this has caused you.

If you have any further queries please do not hesitate to contact me.

Kind Regards
Customer Services

Well yes, she'd better apologize because I am extremely inconvenienced. My eyes are still burning and my mind is still boggled by the sheer ugliness of that cardigan.  I'm scared of going out and see that cardigan somewhere. It caused me mental anguish and I shall ask for damages one day.

Of course they can't tell me how many units have been sold. The number must be pathetically low, it was obviously a PR stunt. You can't fool us!



  1. Why does this sweater remind me of something I'd see in the 'gag gift' section of Spencers more than something from AP? This would be an interesting piece to wear to a job interview or to the office.. hah.

  2. I believe Lisamarie could wear this to the office and nobody would notice. And even if they did notice, they would probably ask where she got it from. She works in a weird office.

  3. Sad but true. They would be turned on/impressed. Can you tell I work with a bunch of guys?!

    Best, Lisamarie


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